| There are certain maxims of air travel: severe turbulence is much more dangerous for humans than for aircraft; engine failures are manageable; and clear weather at your departure city or destination doesn't always influence whether a flight experiences weather delays. In this vein, Reader's Digest queried pilots for occupational tidbits the public may not know for its November issue. Note: The tired "50 Secrets Your Pilot Won't Tell You" headline construction is magazine-tease for "please buy/click this" and they - er, we - are all guilty of it. There are no "secrets" in aviation. The magazine also has a few comments from flight attendants. I've plucked a few of the choicer items. "People always ask, 'What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?' I tell them it was a van ride from the Los Angeles airport to the hotel, and I'm not kidding." - Jack Stephan, US Airways captain "Most people get sick after traveling not because of what they breathe but because of what they touch. Always assume that the tray table and the button to push the seat back have not been wiped down, though we do wipe down the lavatory." - Patrick Smith, commercial pilot, Boston "Most of the time, how you land is a good indicator of a pilot's skill. So if you want to say something nice to a pilot as you're getting off the plane, say 'Nice landing.' We do appreciate that." - Joe D'Eon "It's one thing if the pilot puts the seat belt sign on for the passengers. But if he tells the flight attendants to sit down, you'd better listen. That means there's some serious turbulence ahead." - John Greaves, attorney and former airline captain, Los Angeles "Here's the truth about airline jobs: You don't have as much time off as your neighbors think you have, you don't make as much money as your relatives think you make, and you don't have as many girlfriends as your wife thinks you have. Still, I can't believe they pay me to do this." - commercial pilot, Charlotte, N.C. |
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